1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:07,446 --> 00:00:08,579 Hiyah! 3 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:10,736 - Oh! - Yeah! 4 00:00:10,737 --> 00:00:12,895 Did it again. I am on fire! 5 00:00:12,896 --> 00:00:14,959 [High-pitched] Fire! 6 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:16,294 More bricks, Eddie. 7 00:00:16,295 --> 00:00:18,177 Okay, just think, in a couple of hours, 8 00:00:18,178 --> 00:00:22,856 Jack is gonna break the world record for most bricks broken by anyone under 15. 9 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,792 And I'm breaking a world record too. 10 00:00:24,793 --> 00:00:28,171 For most bricks wheelbarrowed from one place to another. Right, Rudy? 11 00:00:28,172 --> 00:00:29,663 Yes, you are. 12 00:00:29,664 --> 00:00:31,884 [Mouthing] 13 00:00:33,138 --> 00:00:35,172 Some of the records in this book are crazy. 14 00:00:35,173 --> 00:00:37,174 There was a woman in Michigan who ate her own car. 15 00:00:37,175 --> 00:00:39,135 Come look at this picture. 16 00:00:39,136 --> 00:00:41,918 Wow. She literally has a trunk in her junk. 17 00:00:41,919 --> 00:00:43,334 Yeah. 18 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,627 Would you let him focus, Kim? 19 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,897 The Judge from the Burgess Book of World Records is gonna be here in a few hours. 20 00:00:47,898 --> 00:00:50,437 He's right. This is my last chance to break the record. 21 00:00:50,438 --> 00:00:52,902 After I turn 15 next week, I won't be eligible. 22 00:00:52,903 --> 00:00:54,113 You know... 23 00:00:54,114 --> 00:00:56,125 You getting your name and, more importantly, 24 00:00:56,126 --> 00:00:57,847 this dojo's name in that record book. 25 00:00:57,848 --> 00:01:00,173 Is like the biggest thing that's ever happened to us. 26 00:01:00,174 --> 00:01:02,123 Come on, Rudy. The biggest? 27 00:01:02,124 --> 00:01:04,580 When I became a Sensei, I had two goals... 28 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:06,526 Saving the President from a ninja attack. 29 00:01:06,527 --> 00:01:08,330 And getting my dojo's name in a record book 30 00:01:08,331 --> 00:01:11,294 that's read by millions of people on their toilets. 31 00:01:11,295 --> 00:01:13,515 I'm out! 32 00:01:14,558 --> 00:01:16,433 [Exhales] What up, yo? 33 00:01:16,434 --> 00:01:18,694 Record breaker in the house. 34 00:01:18,695 --> 00:01:20,630 What record are you gonna break? 35 00:01:20,631 --> 00:01:22,799 A record I've been training for my whole life. 36 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,701 Yeah, world's longest armpit hair. 37 00:01:25,702 --> 00:01:27,922 Check it. 38 00:01:28,312 --> 00:01:30,504 Wow, that is pretty long. 39 00:01:30,505 --> 00:01:32,675 [Chuckles] 40 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,716 Please. 41 00:01:36,211 --> 00:01:38,184 Oh, sweet pit hair! 42 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,586 - Oh ho ho! - I know, right? 43 00:01:39,587 --> 00:01:42,552 Ooh, it's so soft. What conditioner do you use? 44 00:01:42,553 --> 00:01:44,701 And I'm gonna smash the yo-yo record for the, 45 00:01:44,702 --> 00:01:47,557 two-handed synchronized round-the-world, baby. 46 00:01:47,558 --> 00:01:48,825 Check this out. 47 00:01:48,826 --> 00:01:51,526 [Inhales sharply] 48 00:01:54,709 --> 00:01:56,869 [Screams] 49 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:02,133 [Groaning and yelling] 50 00:02:02,134 --> 00:02:03,127 [Rock music playing] 51 00:02:03,128 --> 00:02:04,132 - Don't... - Don't... 52 00:02:04,133 --> 00:02:05,113 - You... - You... 53 00:02:05,114 --> 00:02:06,372 Get all tough with me! 54 00:02:06,373 --> 00:02:07,119 I'm saying... 55 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,128 - Won't... - Won't... 56 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,055 - You... - You... 57 00:02:09,056 --> 00:02:10,476 Come kick it with me? 58 00:02:10,477 --> 00:02:12,745 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 59 00:02:12,746 --> 00:02:14,647 That's just how we do. 60 00:02:14,648 --> 00:02:19,816 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 61 00:02:19,817 --> 00:02:21,841 Here we go, let's start the party! 62 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,391 Chop it up like it's karate. 63 00:02:23,392 --> 00:02:24,760 Everybody! 64 00:02:24,761 --> 00:02:26,046 - Don't... - Don't... 65 00:02:26,047 --> 00:02:27,063 - You... - You... 66 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,283 Get all tough with me! 67 00:02:28,284 --> 00:02:29,019 I'm saying... 68 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:30,058 - Won't... - Won't... 69 00:02:30,059 --> 00:02:30,968 - You... - You... 70 00:02:30,969 --> 00:02:32,431 Come kick it with me? 71 00:02:32,432 --> 00:02:34,988 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 72 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,719 That's just how we do. 73 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:42,620 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 74 00:02:48,693 --> 00:02:52,594 Oh, Kim. The whole mall's talking about Jack. 75 00:02:52,595 --> 00:02:58,017 There hasn't been a buzz like this since the escalator ripped off my security pants. 76 00:02:58,018 --> 00:03:02,288 Thanks, Joan. I, uh, finally got that image out of my head. 77 00:03:02,289 --> 00:03:04,780 Now it's back. 78 00:03:04,781 --> 00:03:09,437 Oh, I can still hear those construction workers hootin' and hollerin'. 79 00:03:09,438 --> 00:03:13,200 Begging you to cover up isn't exactly hootin' and hollerin'. 80 00:03:13,201 --> 00:03:19,101 Well, when you're my age, Kim, the definition of a hoot gets mighty loose. 81 00:03:20,604 --> 00:03:24,444 Yeah, I'll see you later, Joan. 82 00:03:24,608 --> 00:03:26,056 Hey, uh, Jack. 83 00:03:26,057 --> 00:03:28,865 I made you something to wear when you break the record. 84 00:03:28,866 --> 00:03:33,006 Oh, sorta like a good luck bracelet. 85 00:03:33,483 --> 00:03:35,384 Uh... yeah. 86 00:03:35,385 --> 00:03:37,795 But it's also more of a... 87 00:03:37,796 --> 00:03:40,630 What, like a friendship bracelet? 88 00:03:40,631 --> 00:03:42,391 Uh... 89 00:03:42,392 --> 00:03:43,559 Yeah. 90 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,294 Great! It's finally official. 91 00:03:45,295 --> 00:03:47,481 We're friends. 92 00:03:47,482 --> 00:03:50,733 Jack, you know I think of us as more than just... 93 00:03:50,734 --> 00:03:53,192 More than just what? 94 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:55,113 Um... 95 00:03:55,139 --> 00:03:57,270 I don't know. It's just a dumb bracelet. I gotta go. 96 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,541 Wait, Kim! 97 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,706 Come on, Kim. Wait a second. 98 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,478 [Bo staffs rattling] 99 00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:04,399 Jack! 100 00:04:04,615 --> 00:04:06,516 Are you okay? 101 00:04:06,517 --> 00:04:09,337 Yeah. I think so. 102 00:04:10,587 --> 00:04:13,545 Just one question, though. 103 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:16,486 Who are you people? 104 00:04:22,014 --> 00:04:23,888 This is not good. 105 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,114 - He's gonna die. - All: What?! 106 00:04:26,115 --> 00:04:29,451 My pen light. His batteries are shot. 107 00:04:29,452 --> 00:04:32,122 Do you really have to call your pen light "he"? 108 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:34,157 Listen, Jack's gonna be fine. 109 00:04:34,158 --> 00:04:36,072 But we're gonna have to operate... [all gasp] 110 00:04:36,073 --> 00:04:37,551 On a need-to-know basis. 111 00:04:37,552 --> 00:04:39,134 [All sigh] 112 00:04:39,135 --> 00:04:42,476 So here's what you need to know. We don't have to do any more tests. 113 00:04:42,477 --> 00:04:44,627 Jack only has a minor concussion. 114 00:04:44,628 --> 00:04:47,501 He suffered some memory loss, but he's probably gonna be fine. 115 00:04:47,502 --> 00:04:48,986 Probably? 116 00:04:48,987 --> 00:04:52,617 Maybe. I don't know. It's not like medicine's a real science. 117 00:04:52,618 --> 00:04:54,838 [Laughing] 118 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:58,185 Dr. McCrary, I called Jack's parents, but they're out of town. 119 00:04:58,186 --> 00:05:00,044 Is there anything that we can do to help him? 120 00:05:00,045 --> 00:05:02,262 There is one thing you can do to speed up his recovery. 121 00:05:02,263 --> 00:05:04,504 Talk about the things he's forgotten. 122 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:05,697 [Cellphone ringing] 123 00:05:05,698 --> 00:05:07,599 Excuse me. 124 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,296 Yes? 125 00:05:09,297 --> 00:05:11,114 Hello. 126 00:05:11,115 --> 00:05:12,670 What? 127 00:05:12,671 --> 00:05:14,316 Oh, no. 128 00:05:14,317 --> 00:05:16,130 I just lost a patient. 129 00:05:16,131 --> 00:05:17,875 I got this one. 130 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:21,116 See, it sounds like he's saying he just lost his patient. 131 00:05:21,117 --> 00:05:24,069 But what he really means is he just lost cell reception. 132 00:05:24,070 --> 00:05:25,375 No. 133 00:05:25,376 --> 00:05:29,876 My patient is dead, you insensitive punk! 134 00:05:30,977 --> 00:05:32,309 Uh... 135 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:36,622 Hey, Jack. Do you remember last week when you loaned me 20 bucks? 136 00:05:36,623 --> 00:05:38,630 - No. - He's fine. 137 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:40,025 Ow! 138 00:05:40,026 --> 00:05:42,900 Jack, we're gonna help you get your memory back. 139 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:48,481 Is there anything that you can remember about this dojo? 140 00:05:48,674 --> 00:05:50,260 Sorry. 141 00:05:50,261 --> 00:05:55,181 Come on, Jack. You have to remember this wall. 142 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:03,480 Gotta go. Sorry about the wall. 143 00:06:05,158 --> 00:06:06,924 Who was that kid? 144 00:06:06,925 --> 00:06:08,559 All: Jack! 145 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,211 So I'm a karate student. 146 00:06:10,212 --> 00:06:12,930 Oh, no. This is worse than I thought. 147 00:06:12,931 --> 00:06:14,866 We're gonna have to start from scratch. 148 00:06:14,867 --> 00:06:16,596 You, Jack! 149 00:06:16,597 --> 00:06:18,503 Me, Jerry! 150 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,723 You good at karate! 151 00:06:20,724 --> 00:06:23,004 Me better! 152 00:06:24,455 --> 00:06:27,972 Did this guy also hit his head? 153 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:30,445 Jack, check out these trophies. 154 00:06:30,446 --> 00:06:31,916 You won half of 'em. 155 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:33,701 And the other half Rudy bought. 156 00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:38,093 You're holding the one for poodle grooming. 157 00:06:38,094 --> 00:06:42,474 The point is, you're really good, Jack. 158 00:06:44,175 --> 00:06:47,096 What's the big deal, Jack? You've done that a thousand times. 159 00:06:47,097 --> 00:06:48,933 [Blows] 160 00:06:48,934 --> 00:06:51,214 All: Whoa! 161 00:07:10,612 --> 00:07:14,361 Man, I didn't realize I was that good. 162 00:07:14,362 --> 00:07:16,103 I gotta try some of that. 163 00:07:16,104 --> 00:07:20,364 There you go! See, that's the spirit! 164 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:24,793 [Exhales] 165 00:07:26,505 --> 00:07:28,639 - Come on. - Oh! 166 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,842 - Whoa whoa whoa whoa! - Yo, hey. 167 00:07:30,843 --> 00:07:33,385 Is that how I look when I do karate? 168 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:37,286 No, Eddie. You're not that good. 169 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,989 This is awful. It's so upsetting. 170 00:07:40,990 --> 00:07:44,914 I know a way to help him get his memory back. 171 00:07:44,915 --> 00:07:45,984 What are you doing? 172 00:07:45,985 --> 00:07:48,108 Oh, I'm gonna smack him in the head to jog his memory. 173 00:07:48,109 --> 00:07:49,347 What, no! Give me that! 174 00:07:49,348 --> 00:07:52,845 What, no. It totally works. I've seen it in a cartoon once. 175 00:07:52,846 --> 00:07:57,199 I'm sorry. You guys seem really nice, but I don't know who you are. 176 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,744 Well, maybe if you told me a little bit about yourselves, I'd remember. 177 00:08:00,745 --> 00:08:03,915 Oh... I'll get this party started. 178 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:06,676 Well, I'm Jerry. 179 00:08:13,001 --> 00:08:14,538 Woo. 180 00:08:14,539 --> 00:08:16,347 Oh. Hey, you guys. 181 00:08:16,348 --> 00:08:21,146 Shouldn't you be in detention for putting a toll booth in the boys' bathroom? 182 00:08:21,147 --> 00:08:24,826 I should be. But when you sit me in the back and leave a window open... 183 00:08:24,827 --> 00:08:27,107 I'm what they call a flight risk. 184 00:08:27,108 --> 00:08:31,262 Break a board? I can barely cut a well-cooked piece of fish. 185 00:08:31,263 --> 00:08:34,532 - Just believe in yourself and do it. - I can't. 186 00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:37,906 When I was born, my parents thought they'd given birth to a baby bird. 187 00:08:37,907 --> 00:08:39,604 - I mean, that's... - Do it, Krupnik! 188 00:08:39,605 --> 00:08:41,405 Ah! 189 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:46,477 Holy Christmas nuts! 190 00:08:46,478 --> 00:08:49,478 [Latin music playing] 191 00:08:50,683 --> 00:08:53,004 Eddie, I don't know how to tell you this. 192 00:08:53,005 --> 00:08:56,950 But you are never going to be a good dancer. 193 00:08:56,951 --> 00:08:58,456 Oh, that's okay. 194 00:08:58,457 --> 00:09:02,537 I don't come here for the dancing. 195 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:11,914 That was technically flawless. You are a model of efficiency. 196 00:09:11,915 --> 00:09:13,951 Wow, uh, you hear that, Jack? 197 00:09:13,952 --> 00:09:17,072 It called me flawless. 198 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,402 So, anything? 199 00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:22,323 Ah... 200 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:27,236 No. Still nothing. 201 00:09:27,486 --> 00:09:30,321 I know what'll help you remember you. 202 00:09:30,322 --> 00:09:32,402 Talking about me. 203 00:09:32,403 --> 00:09:34,392 Oh, I'm more than your Sensei. 204 00:09:34,393 --> 00:09:36,394 Father figure, sure. 205 00:09:36,395 --> 00:09:38,296 Role model, you betcha. 206 00:09:38,297 --> 00:09:41,633 Idol? That's you talking, not me. 207 00:09:41,634 --> 00:09:43,635 Look, I appreciate all you guys trying to help. 208 00:09:43,636 --> 00:09:45,678 But I don't know the guy you're talking about 209 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:49,015 and I'm not gonna be able to break any kind of record. 210 00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:51,068 I think I know what can help, Jack. 211 00:09:51,069 --> 00:09:53,645 - A psychiatric study suggests that... - Oh, forget that. 212 00:09:53,646 --> 00:09:57,079 - Just give me one good swing at his head. - No, just let me tell him more about me. 213 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,318 Wait, I know what'll help. I'll read to him from my friendship diary. 214 00:10:00,319 --> 00:10:02,101 No, that is absurd! 215 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,042 [Overlapping chatter] 216 00:10:06,425 --> 00:10:08,345 Guys? 217 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,495 Guys? Guys! 218 00:10:10,496 --> 00:10:12,956 Jack's gone! 219 00:10:15,601 --> 00:10:17,894 Oh, this is bad. 220 00:10:17,895 --> 00:10:22,183 Jack has no idea who he is and he's out there on the streets of Seaford all alone. 221 00:10:22,184 --> 00:10:25,244 We have to find him! 222 00:10:30,844 --> 00:10:35,083 I'm taking your falafel ball and there's nothing you can do about it. 223 00:10:35,084 --> 00:10:37,304 [Laughing] 224 00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:41,599 Oh. I'm sorry. 225 00:10:41,689 --> 00:10:44,502 Jack! I didn't see you there. 226 00:10:44,503 --> 00:10:50,403 Here, man. Take my falafel balls. I just don't want any trouble. 227 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:54,670 You're scared of me? 228 00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:56,420 So... 229 00:10:56,421 --> 00:11:00,381 You wouldn't mind if I did this? 230 00:11:03,484 --> 00:11:05,198 And this? [Laughing loudly] 231 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:06,786 And this? 232 00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:08,359 And this? 233 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,219 And this? 234 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:11,322 Hey! Careful, Frank! 235 00:11:11,323 --> 00:11:14,143 I hypnotized Jack. 236 00:11:14,428 --> 00:11:18,496 And when I snap my fingers three times, he'll be back. 237 00:11:18,497 --> 00:11:23,297 And he'll probably wanna pull your ears off. 238 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:29,365 Don't do it, man. I have dreams of being an ear model. 239 00:11:29,366 --> 00:11:31,526 [Screams] 240 00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:38,613 Sorry I ran out, guys. I just needed a second. 241 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:42,613 Thanks for saving me, Milton. You must be the hero of the group. 242 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,974 I have my moments. 243 00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:48,395 There was this one time... 244 00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:12,871 Holy Christmas nuts! 245 00:12:12,872 --> 00:12:15,924 [Voice cracking] I'm huge! 246 00:12:15,925 --> 00:12:18,420 First of all, that didn't really happen. 247 00:12:18,421 --> 00:12:21,661 And second of all, there's not just one hero. 248 00:12:21,662 --> 00:12:26,462 We're the Wasabi Warriors. We stick together. 249 00:12:53,328 --> 00:12:55,188 Woo! 250 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,910 Wow! We're a pretty awesome group. 251 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,011 - You guys are like ninjas. - [Chuckles] 252 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,002 - Of course we are! - Absolutely. Look at us. 253 00:13:02,003 --> 00:13:03,923 Guys. 254 00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:06,385 We also have our... 255 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,329 Not so ninja moments. 256 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,226 - All the time. - Every day. 257 00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:14,184 Aw, check out that squirrel up there. Cute little fella. 258 00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,372 Ah! Get it off! 259 00:13:16,373 --> 00:13:18,593 Oh! Dude. 260 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,951 I did it! I did it! I did it! 261 00:13:21,952 --> 00:13:23,752 Oh! 262 00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:25,425 [Kim screaming] 263 00:13:25,426 --> 00:13:27,346 Whoa! 264 00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:32,532 She's smiling. I think she's into it. 265 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:33,600 Whoa! 266 00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:37,081 - [Cloth tearing] - Oh, no! 267 00:13:42,543 --> 00:13:45,345 Rudy, are you sure you're doing this right? 268 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,513 Yes. 269 00:13:46,514 --> 00:13:50,617 Now her stomach is filling up with air. Gently apply some pressure. 270 00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:52,778 All: Oh! 271 00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:57,982 A little too much pressure, Jack. 272 00:13:57,983 --> 00:14:00,794 Oh, that's too much pressure! 273 00:14:00,795 --> 00:14:03,075 [Explosion] 274 00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:13,104 Hey! 275 00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:15,608 You're a cute little fella, aren't you? 276 00:14:15,609 --> 00:14:17,377 How you doing? I'm doing good. 277 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,478 [Hisses] 278 00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:20,999 [Air whipping] 279 00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:26,136 Guys guys. 280 00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:29,355 The Judge from the Burgess Book of World Records is gonna be here any minute. 281 00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:31,658 Lucky for us, I've come up with a foolproof plan. 282 00:14:31,659 --> 00:14:32,726 Great! What is it? 283 00:14:32,727 --> 00:14:36,429 I made this hand for you out of a sledgehammer. 284 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:39,751 Looks perfectly natural. Now, quick. Just slide it up your sleeve. 285 00:14:39,752 --> 00:14:43,293 And no shaking hands. And whatever you do, don't salute anyone. 286 00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:46,354 You'll kill yourself. 287 00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:48,532 This is gonna work, won't it? 288 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,859 Sure it'll work. It has to work. Of course it's gonna work. 289 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,241 Somebody tell me it's gonna work. 290 00:14:52,242 --> 00:14:55,615 - It'll work. - Don't you lie to me. 291 00:14:55,616 --> 00:14:58,736 I gotta get a backup. 292 00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:04,712 Is this guy always like this? 293 00:15:04,713 --> 00:15:07,761 Yeah. We call it "going all Rudy". 294 00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:09,926 What is wrong with you people? 295 00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:13,645 I bought a thousand boxes of candy for us to sell. 296 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,255 We're doing the best we can, Rudy. 297 00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:17,956 [Mocking sobbing] 298 00:15:21,016 --> 00:15:23,236 [Groaning] 299 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,593 Fire choco-balls! 300 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,499 [Indistinct singing] 301 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:34,040 [Shrieking] Fire choco-balls! 302 00:15:34,105 --> 00:15:36,040 Come on! Daddy needs his nuggets. 303 00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:38,201 Come on! 304 00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:43,944 [Shrieking] 305 00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:48,117 [Groans] 306 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,222 What's up? How's it going? 307 00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:55,253 Slap me some skin... all right, all right. I feel you. 308 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:59,749 Jack, Jack. We heard what happened. You're going to be okay. 309 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,505 Yeah. I bumped my head once and I was fine. 310 00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:07,577 Of course when I woke up I was in Mexico married to a ferret farmer. 311 00:16:07,578 --> 00:16:09,378 As an action hero, 312 00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:13,044 I've been in hundreds of movies where I've been kicked in the head countless times. 313 00:16:13,045 --> 00:16:17,041 And I can say with complete authority... 314 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:20,590 I'm sorry, what was the question? 315 00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:22,592 Please tell me these aren't my parents. 316 00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:24,594 Nah, just good friends. 317 00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:28,015 Who do you think you are? 318 00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,768 I am... 319 00:16:34,171 --> 00:16:36,631 Bobby Wasabi. 320 00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:43,679 What's up, fresh meat? 321 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,681 I'm Norma. 322 00:16:45,682 --> 00:16:47,842 [Snoring] 323 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,187 Ow. Ow. Stop poking me. 324 00:16:53,188 --> 00:16:55,881 You can't act when you're asleep. 325 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,898 You can't act when you're awake! 326 00:16:57,899 --> 00:16:59,428 [Gasps] 327 00:16:59,429 --> 00:17:01,949 Yo, check it. 328 00:17:07,404 --> 00:17:09,385 [Coughs] 329 00:17:09,386 --> 00:17:11,054 What it do, girl? 330 00:17:11,055 --> 00:17:14,006 Wow! Very nice form. 331 00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:16,574 You're a fast learner. You feel the burn? 332 00:17:16,575 --> 00:17:19,575 Woo-wee! I feel it! 333 00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:24,110 Hey! Look, my butt's looking better already. 334 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,263 Karate-la-dee! 335 00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:27,915 I'm in! 336 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,671 Have these delinquents clear their stuff out of the dojo. 337 00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:32,673 [Swallows sob] 338 00:17:32,674 --> 00:17:36,777 And while this hurts me, because... whoa! 339 00:17:36,778 --> 00:17:40,078 I am going to miss you. 340 00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:44,127 If you ever set foot on these premises... 341 00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:48,593 I will handcuff you to a water pipe and use my nightstick to... 342 00:17:48,594 --> 00:17:52,074 I think they get it, Joan. 343 00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:55,462 - Bobby, welcome! - I'm sorry, I... 344 00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:59,303 Was hoping to slip in unnoticed. 345 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,768 There he is. That's Jack. 346 00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:06,087 Guys, this is Winston Burgess from the Burgess Book of World Records. 347 00:18:06,088 --> 00:18:07,941 If we could just have a little more time. 348 00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:13,780 I don't have a lot of time. I gotta go watch a woman not blink for 27 hours. 349 00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:17,310 I don't think I can do this, but I don't wanna let you guys down. 350 00:18:17,311 --> 00:18:19,586 I'm sorry, Katherine. 351 00:18:19,587 --> 00:18:22,347 Again, it's Kim. 352 00:18:23,226 --> 00:18:25,592 I don't care about this record. 353 00:18:25,593 --> 00:18:28,773 I just want Jack back. 354 00:18:28,922 --> 00:18:31,218 You know what? 355 00:18:31,219 --> 00:18:34,030 I don't remember you guys or this place, but... 356 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,330 From everything you've said... 357 00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:37,833 We don't give up. 358 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,837 And I don't wanna start now. 359 00:18:39,838 --> 00:18:41,873 I'm a wabooboo warrior! 360 00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:44,454 Wasabi warrior. 361 00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:48,808 Right. It's got a better ring to it. 362 00:18:58,128 --> 00:19:01,068 [Whispers] Use this. 363 00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:09,815 [Screaming] 364 00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:13,118 [Murmurs] 365 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,307 - Jack... - All: Wasabi! 366 00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:16,228 Yeah! 367 00:19:23,483 --> 00:19:24,961 [All cheering] 368 00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,578 - Yeah! - Yes! 369 00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:27,901 Woo! 370 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,960 - Yeah! - Yes, you did it! 371 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,009 Yeah! 372 00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,011 I can't believe it. My memory's back. 373 00:19:33,012 --> 00:19:37,707 I remember you and the dojo and Milton and Rudy and Jerry. 374 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:40,768 You owe me 20 bucks. 375 00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:43,008 I'm Eddie. 376 00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:45,220 - What? - Congratulations, Jack. 377 00:19:45,221 --> 00:19:48,205 You'll now be listed as the official under-15, 378 00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,510 world record holder for brick-breaking. 379 00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:52,546 [Cheering] 380 00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:54,514 Let's go to Falafel Phil's and celebrate. 381 00:19:54,515 --> 00:19:56,450 Falafel Phil's? 382 00:19:56,451 --> 00:19:59,208 I believe that's the Restaurant that holds the world record, 383 00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:01,621 for largest roach infestation. 384 00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:04,442 That's the place. 385 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,294 Jack, you did it. 386 00:20:07,295 --> 00:20:09,396 - How do you feel? - I feel great. 387 00:20:09,397 --> 00:20:12,667 - Jack is back! - We missed you. 388 00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:15,402 Hey, I've got one question. 389 00:20:15,403 --> 00:20:19,606 Do you remember anything that I had said right before you fell and hit your head? 390 00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:22,537 No. No, I don't. Why? 391 00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,933 No reason. I'll see you over at Phil's. 392 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,854 Okay. 393 00:20:32,769 --> 00:20:34,580 [Rock music playing] 394 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,562 Hey! 395 00:20:35,563 --> 00:20:36,858 Come on! 396 00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:39,530 Kickin' it with you! 397 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:43,157 Well, I was hoping we could have a day of cultural enlightenment. 398 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:46,673 Hey, lady! How do we get to the dog toy museum hall of... 399 00:20:46,674 --> 00:20:48,594 What? 400 00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:52,026 When we sparred this morning, did you let me win? 401 00:20:52,027 --> 00:20:54,852 [Voice cracks] What? 402 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,007 [High-pitched] What? 403 00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:58,672 What? What? 404 00:20:58,673 --> 00:21:00,104 [Voice cracks] What? 405 00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:02,325 [Laughing] 406 00:21:03,081 --> 00:21:07,641 Out of my way, folks! Lunch ladies first! 407 00:21:08,912 --> 00:21:11,132 [Laughing] 408 00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:13,832 We lost the Principal's baby! 409 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,546 It's not like losing... huh? 410 00:21:15,547 --> 00:21:17,204 - I found it! - You did? Nice. 411 00:21:17,205 --> 00:21:20,285 It's not like losing some English teacher's baby, man! This is big time! 412 00:21:20,286 --> 00:21:21,602 We're doing the best we can. 413 00:21:21,603 --> 00:21:24,303 [Mocking sobbing] 414 00:21:27,377 --> 00:21:30,488 Yeah, that'd be great if your job was to not sell candy bars! 415 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,709 [Laughing] 416 00:21:37,553 --> 00:21:43,453 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 417 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:48,053 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0